Misfeeds

The couple entered the bridal chamber visually impaired. The man carrying his wife and took him into the room.

"Sir, how cool, huh?"

"The air-conditioning is too strong. Let it go, little Sis."

"Why, Sir.... Why our bed was wet and cold, yes?"

The man joined his wife felt for what was palpable.

Then she muttered softly, "Damn, we're one went into the bathroom, Sis!"

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Guess who I am

Newlyweds mingled strangely happy when receiving a gift that contains two pieces of a movie ticket that reads:

"Guess who I am?"

In utilized thought they were his friends who are ignorant; they finally decided to go with the ticket.

After watching, what a surprise they found the house empty except for a new one unopened gift.

Once opened, they just found a piece of paper that read:

"Now you know who I am."

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Baker

The wife is for help to her husband who are lazy to fix a broken faucet.
Replied the husband, "I was looking like a plumber?!"
The next day the wife asked her husband returned to fix a broken stove.
Replied the husband, "I was looking like
welder?!”
The day after tomorrow, his wife returned for help to her husband. This time the damage is the coffee table.
Replied the husband, "I was looking like
carpenter?!”
A week later, all the broken furniture had been repaired. The husband was surprised and asked his wife, who is he that put all of this?
The wife replied, "That ... bachelor next door. But he asked for compensation for making bread, or 'sleeping' with him one night."
Curious the husband asked, "So what you make bread?"
The wife replied, "I was looking like a baker?

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Lipstick

In one of the cosmetics counter was a woman insists on her boyfriend to buy foreign-made lipsticks that cost exorbitant.

Yeah, right. That's a waste," said his girlfriend, his face sullen.

Why the hell really stingy, beb? I just wear, which finished you.


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Wife loses while scuba diving

After exercise scuba diving together, a husband lost his partner. He then reported the incident to police the beach.

Police who search found his wife managed to find after more than 24 hours to sink.

"We managed to find a wife the father and bring bad news and good about your wife," police said.

"Please list all the bad news first!" said the husband.

"Worse, your wife was swept away and washed up on the ocean floor deep enough and just be lifted tomorrow. And the good news, we found several members of a large lobster and several large crabs over your wife's body.

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Really bad

Monic that is very sad. Lately Tony, her husband, often came home drunk that night.

One day monic is furious at Tony. Offhand you have fun on the outside, leave me alone!

Tony finally decided to take monic to the bar. Once there, Tony's hard ordering a drink as usual. He also ordered a glass for the monic.

When monic tried to drink it, she immediately vomited again. What is this drink? Ihh, really bad! Her commentary.

That is, so do not think I have fun here, "said Tony commented monic protest.

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Fight with girlfriend

A soldier who was on duty in Hong Kong is very angry and disappointed when his girlfriend decided and asks her picture again.

The soldier was intended to respond to her hurt. He asked all his friends’ girlfriends’ photos and piled into one.

The pictures were then sent to former boyfriend, with a note:

I'm sorry I can not remember your face in between the pictures of this woman. So, please take your picture and return it to another photo.

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Husband thin, fat wives

Mirna is a woman who was nicknamed 'bomber' because of his tall and very fat.

When she married and sat on the dais, his body filled aisle seat so that her husband is skinny, short little man put on an extra seat.

A few days after the honeymoon period passed, Mirna got a few questions from her girlfriends.

"I'm surprised at you. Your body is tall, big and wide so, why choose a husband who skinny, short and small likes that. Was he able to satisfy your passion?" they asked.

"Oooh, I'm very satisfied just making love to her. Since when have intercourse for a long time though, I never felt the objection.

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Jealous Lover

Lovers stroll in the zoo. When the monkeys saw the two kissing, the woman whispered to her boyfriend.

"I wanted as they were, Mr.," pleaded the woman.

The man said nothing.

Then they met with two horses who were also kissing.

The woman whispered back, "I want to like them, Mr.”

The man bit sulky, but said nothing.

Then they saw two cows are lovingly kissing, and a long two cows each other 'wrestling' in the grass.

The woman whispered again to his girlfriend, "Mr., I want to be like them".

Finally, the man was impatient and said, "If you want, there quickly, while the cow was not finished!

Equally is embarrassing

A gleeful cry because his wife has returned from her duty in Iraq. During the two years they have never met.

Once the meet is definitely all I know, how they both with fun?

In the evening, they both do not dissipate more time; go directly to the morning room.

Either how many times they both do body relationship, has advised two years is not met.

At 07:00 am, the husbands are got up from sleep with a rush and seem to fear once. Then are the husband and wife with making the rash.

"What! Up that!"

"There are what, Mr.?" asks the wife, upset with the tone and wonder.

"Woe, I die! I oversleep! If commanders discovered that, I can in shot dead!"

"Relax, Mr. .... Why do you fear like that? Usually, you go home even early. The task are husband still in Iraq," the wife uninhibitedly.

The husband’s are surprise.

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Cigars from Havana

Day change night when Joni returned to the house. He saw his wives are lying in bed without any ply in the body.

He will ascend to bed, when located in the ashtray on the table on the side of the bed; Joni saw a cigar that is still up.

"Good! Good!" he said with a furious cry while. "If you do not let any of this cigar, it will be I kill you!" Suddenly out of bed sounded hollow voice replied, "Okay ... Okay's ... its Havana cigar!

Copulate with the fundamental difference

Nana and Nano have been planning their wedding day long. Despite the fundamental differences that have not yet obtained approval from his parents.

Nano is an association was never deviate from that practice. Even in the midst of his marriage plans with Nana, it is still cause a shock in itself extraordinary remember when the past.

And Nana was in fact the case. Previously he has experience of life itself.

They both want to look normal now, with the wedding plans. But it was still very much on their fundamental differences, including taste, and personality, even the belief that they are not the same.

Clearly their parents have not blessed the plan.

But there again the fundamental differences that will affect the big love, feeling, and the future of their marriage. It's like this one might not resolved. What you get is the difference?

The answer is sexuality!

In fact they still hold out with that first experience, which is kind of like the fellow.

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Moneybox of love

Stories have a pair of husband-wife who is very friendly. They love each other. Love as the form, they provide savings in love on the bed that will fill in the money one dollar by her husband, as an expression of love for his wife after her husband make.
That every day, the money in the savings multiplies at the end of a pair of husband-wife's savings to open it.
Would the husband is surprised when the content of savings. There just does not have the money a thousand, but also some of the hundreds of thousands of dollars.
"My wife ..... I am not always entering the sheet to the thousands of money in the kitty after we make this, but why now there are several hundred dollars of money?"
The wife replied, "Unfortunately not all men .... stingy like you. The evidence is that a lot of money you one hundred dollars."

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ML in guest room

A pair of husband-wife caught wet by their children while ML in guest room. Couple's family was trying to explain that their children leave the teenagers, that they are in jest and play the doctor.

Relaxed with the children to advise parents that. "If we want to play the doctor, Don’t do that in the guest room. Later when another people are see presumed ML husband-wife!"

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Raise breast

Weary wife to answer questions about the appearance, a man buy a big mirror for the entire body. In fact business is only just a little help. The wife is like to mirror and often ask about her husband's body.

One day she was breast too small.

"Scrub between use toilet paper two or three times a day," said her husband.

The wife was quite surprise, but he also tried.

Several days later he said to her husband, "How long does the effect of stroke is tissue will appear? Wow, until now there are no signs of enlargement?"

"Approximately one or two
takes years," answered the husband.

"You sure?"

"Wow, raise your ass need how year?"

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Twice misguided

A pair of husband-wife found that the car was stolen. They both immediately went to the nearest police station to report the theft.

Then, a detective escorts them to the parking lot, where the car was to search for missing the signs that can help them find the back of the car.

Strangely, the car has been returned to their original place. In the windshield wiper slip any posts containing a paper apology and two tickets show times concert.

Apology that reads, "I apologize because it was taking your car. I must take my wife to hospital to deliver our baby. I apologize because this has been distressing you. Instead, there are two show times concert tickets for you. “

Disappointment husband-wife pair is immediately heals. They both attend the concert, and again quite the night.

When up in the house, they found the house was robbed. All valuable items have disappeared and no longer remain. Living a message that is placed on the doors, sounds,

"You still have a car. I need the cost to send my child later ...."

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Breakfast for husband

The pair of the new married one week. On a morning the husband would go to the office, and his wife asked, "Hubby, I would like to have breakfast this morning?"

"No need, mom. Enough this course breakfast same morning," answered the husband while kiss

brow wife.

Day afternoon, the accidental husband can eat quota meeting in the office, but still go home.

"Hubby, this afternoon I'd like to eat?" ask his wife.

"Lunch is just hubby enough," answered the husband's right cheek and kissed the left cheek and his wife.

Because of overtime, the husband's home the night ... Take at home, upset because he does not see his wife. Then he called wife, "Mama, mama where?"

Have heard a voice from the kitchen his wife replied. "hubby, this mom here. In the kitchen are warm meal."

The husband directly to the kitchen. He was extraordinarily surprised to see the wife was sitting in a basin containing warm water.

”Mom! , what are you doing there?" he ask to the wife.

With his wife quietly said, "Being warm dinner, hubby."

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