Jealous Lover

Lovers stroll in the zoo. When the monkeys saw the two kissing, the woman whispered to her boyfriend.

"I wanted as they were, Mr.," pleaded the woman.

The man said nothing.

Then they met with two horses who were also kissing.

The woman whispered back, "I want to like them, Mr.”

The man bit sulky, but said nothing.

Then they saw two cows are lovingly kissing, and a long two cows each other 'wrestling' in the grass.

The woman whispered again to his girlfriend, "Mr., I want to be like them".

Finally, the man was impatient and said, "If you want, there quickly, while the cow was not finished!

Equally is embarrassing

A gleeful cry because his wife has returned from her duty in Iraq. During the two years they have never met.

Once the meet is definitely all I know, how they both with fun?

In the evening, they both do not dissipate more time; go directly to the morning room.

Either how many times they both do body relationship, has advised two years is not met.

At 07:00 am, the husbands are got up from sleep with a rush and seem to fear once. Then are the husband and wife with making the rash.

"What! Up that!"

"There are what, Mr.?" asks the wife, upset with the tone and wonder.

"Woe, I die! I oversleep! If commanders discovered that, I can in shot dead!"

"Relax, Mr. .... Why do you fear like that? Usually, you go home even early. The task are husband still in Iraq," the wife uninhibitedly.

The husband’s are surprise.

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How his wife giving birth

Building a coolie who came from the village, already three years old doesn't head home village. He only communicates through a letter and sends a bill for his wife.

One day he received a letter from his wife. After reading it, he said on the fun with friends’ fellow coolie,

“I'll be father ..., and would my wife forth ...."

Friends only confuse, how can?

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Cigars from Havana

Day change night when Joni returned to the house. He saw his wives are lying in bed without any ply in the body.

He will ascend to bed, when located in the ashtray on the table on the side of the bed; Joni saw a cigar that is still up.

"Good! Good!" he said with a furious cry while. "If you do not let any of this cigar, it will be I kill you!" Suddenly out of bed sounded hollow voice replied, "Okay ... Okay's ... its Havana cigar!

Avoid my wife

Home to a farmer, and he knock the door. When the farmer's wife opened the door, the man is asked whether the woman understands how to have sex with both.

Hear a question like that, of course, farmer's wife became angry and said, "Go ye!" Yell it while one's door.

Next day the man returned to the farmhouse, and again met with the wives of farmers. He asked the same question, farmer's wife is angry again and throw the door.

Evening, the wife of the farmers reported the incident on her husband. The next day her husband does not go to the field. He was hiding behind the chair while holding a machete unsheathed.

As previously suspected, the same man came back with the same question, "What lady knows how to have sex in the right?"

She replied, "Yes, I know. Then why?"

The men said, "Wow, good. Evidence is then the husband's mistress. Do not forget to let him keep away so my wife!"

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