Tiger met a cat

At a zoo tiger looks a mighty roar of the center, when suddenly he saw a cat.
The Tiger taunting evil: "Hey cat, your body so small!"
"Oh, I've just recovered from serious illness," the cat replied miserably.
Tiger: "Wow, if you're not sick, for I was once his body well!
 
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Turtle climbs tree

A little turtle begins to climb a tree ploddingly. After is during for hours try, he is final to top, then jump while flap foot. He falls hardly to the ground. After aware, he climbs again, jump again, and fall again. That turtle is then tries, temporary a pair bird above tree watches that turtle fully moved taste.

Then female bird says to the husband, " pity, i am taste here's moment it to inform our little turtle if he is adoption child.

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Elephants diet

Conversation between father and child elephant.

Dad: "Son, your mother is very pretty. Dad was trying to win its difficulty, because he always plays hard."

Son: "I'm too pretty right, Dad?"

Dad: "Yeah, well, you look like your mother. Then, what would you do if you're my little girl for your mother?"

Son: "Diet, Dad ..."

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Dead birds will of God

I was on the beach with my kids. Then my son who was four years old ran up to me, holding my hand, and asked me to walk on the beach where a seagull lay dead in the sand.

"Mommy, what happened to that bird?" ask your child.

"He died and now he's gone to heaven," I replied.

My child hesitated for a moment and then said. "Why did God throw it back down here?

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Who was the most gallant

In a forest, there was a king of the forest (the lion) who felt great. To legalize his greatness, then the lion asked the majority of forest dwellers.
The lion asked, "Hey gorilla, who is most handsome in this forest?"
"You, my lord," replied the gorilla,
The lion is pride to hear that. Then he met with a bull. "Hey bull, who is the most handsome and great in this forest?" he asked again.
"Of course you are," replied the bull.
Hearing the answers from some of the animals he met, was arrogant the lion.
Then he walked back, and in the middle of the road he met with an elephant.
"O elephant, which is the most handsome and powerful in this forest?" the arrogant lion asked the elephant.
But the elephant did not answer, and unexpectedly a lion, elephant straight beat and trample until battered lion. Then the elephant passed away the lions.
With a body that was battered, the lion said to the elephant, if do not know the answer, so do not be mad.

High blood medication

John has a doctor friend. To friends that, like john who eat meat goat
consultation on high blood diseases.

Doctor ago that John forbade eating goat meat and john suggested order of carnivorous animals can swim.

A week later, the doctor is to make a home for John at the same time John's health.

The house's maid John said that employers are in the swimming pool. Up in the swimming pool, the doctor nearly fainted when I saw John goats are taught to swim.

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The blind and dog

A blind man is running with a dog as a pilot. / On a busy intersection, no matter the dog with the roar of traffic busy, he just continues to bring the blind people cross in the middle of crowd traffic.

The sound of car tires squeak in the brakes suddenly and the horn was sounded immediately frenetic, driver-driver who tried to panic them to shout that edge.

Finally, the blind and the dog to the curb. Then the people take the cake from the blind and gave Bag of dog.

A chance to see the incident that says, "Why do you still give your bread to the dog, when he was just almost making you die!"

The blind that said, "I just want to know where the head of the mutt, the matter can I hit his head."

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DOG

" Help the that man of is same as helping the jam in dog, after helped oppositely also nip… "
" Surprise, why do that ancient aphorism still wearied by we which have thinker much more modern. Try you think dong, dog be in fact devoted animal isn't it...?
. "Yes, yes, correct you, why do can born the aphorism portray that dog animal of kindness soybean cake, be like the people just a few minutes I help... is everybody know that dog be in fact is looking after animal of the devoted and many of his usefulness, for example to take care of the house and make tracks for the criminal... "
" not it isn’t ! Dog looking after of me, the Bleki, exactly can replace obligation of my husband if is exit [of] country...!