Imitating George Washington
Five Glasses
"TO what grandfather had five glasses?" a grandson asked his grandfather.
"One for reading, one for watching movies, one for the streets and one for the day-to-day use," said the grandfather.
"Then the other one?" asked the grandson again.
"To find that lost all four."
Cost of phone
Teddy could not bear to see an increase in the cost of the phone at his home. After dinner at home, he assembled all the inhabitants of the house.
Teddy said, "I saw this was several months phone bill was so expensive. I rarely use the phone in the house. I always use the phone in the office."
Teddy's wife, "I am too. I use the phone in my office. Why so expensive home phone like this? Who's wearing?"
Teddy said the two children close together, "We also never use home phone. I've already got hand phone."
Family housekeeper was spoke, "Why bother to set questions about the phone costs a lot each using a phone from work. I too, right!
Does not pretend
John and his wife was sitting, sitting in their apartment. They heard two children, men and women, playing ostensibly as a Mom and Pop. Sounds fun that both children count money. Suddenly the son said to his sister, "Mama, Papa does not seem to be able to pay bills this month." Hears the sentence, the wife of her husband John up and said, " Its hear they are not playing ...”
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