Avoid my wife

Home to a farmer, and he knock the door. When the farmer's wife opened the door, the man is asked whether the woman understands how to have sex with both.

Hear a question like that, of course, farmer's wife became angry and said, "Go ye!" Yell it while one's door.

Next day the man returned to the farmhouse, and again met with the wives of farmers. He asked the same question, farmer's wife is angry again and throw the door.

Evening, the wife of the farmers reported the incident on her husband. The next day her husband does not go to the field. He was hiding behind the chair while holding a machete unsheathed.

As previously suspected, the same man came back with the same question, "What lady knows how to have sex in the right?"

She replied, "Yes, I know. Then why?"

The men said, "Wow, good. Evidence is then the husband's mistress. Do not forget to let him keep away so my wife!"

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