Bill Gates Choose Hell?

A story, after death, spirit Bill Gates, to bring in the Hereafter. Hereafter, in fact, someone may choose to go to hell or go to Heaven.

Hereafter, the angels said to the guard Bill Gates, "Hey bill, you would like to heaven or to hell?"

Bill Gates replied, "Mmm ... I can see-see first? Later decided I wanted a new entrance to go."

"Yupp ... .... may be .... See-see first," get the angel guard.

Then Bill Gates invited to view the Fire first. Fire appeared to be not as by Bill Gates, he saw in hell that a lot of beautiful women, delicious food, festival gala, and it seems everyone is very happy there.

Then after that he was invited to see heaven. In fact heaven is a place of peace, pure white, beautiful, and full of clouds.

Once satisfied to see, Bill Gates was invited to return to the Hereafter. Angel guards ask Hereafter, "Bill, How? Already you want to disconnect where? Heaven or Hell?"

Then Bill Gates also said, "how delicious is also heaven, please. Peace up, but the future seems boring. What in hell seems preoccupied. Yes, I have to fire me any time!"

So Bill Gates is also entered to hell. Once in the Fire, the hell with different once he see before. Fire in the summer and a dark, does not have beautiful women, good food-food, especially those who are party. There is even a lot of people tortured.

Bill Gates also protested to the angel guards. "You have flap me ? Cook Fire like that? Different one that I see with the previous !"

Angel said the guard was relaxed, "Bill ... bill .... it is only a free screensaver!"