Enroll ghost

Toni come to the house that he knew the girl last night, according to the instructions given him the address. 

 We met the girl's parents; Toni spoke with the girl's father.
"Sorry, sir. Last night I met with monic, your son," said Toni. "I do not know, at that moment I fell in love with him, and monic itself was willing to be my companion. That's what I came here, to apply monic," he continued.
You are what? Monic my child had died seven days ago because of an accident! "Replied the father.
"Nothing, sir. I myself also had died 100 days ago," said Toni.

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Henry Ford met Adam

When Henry Ford died and to heaven, at the gate he was greeted by an angel.

"Because you are a good person, and your creation, Ford, has changed the world, as a reward you may

choose to live in heaven is with anybody, "said the angel

"Thank you. I chose to stay

with Adam, the first person, "said Ford.

When he met with Adam, Ford asked, "Are not you who created the woman?"

Adam replied, "Yes."

"Design your creation many defects: too many bulge-bulge; noise;

body rocking back too much; where income is too close to the

disposal.

"Hold on. Let me see into the computer," Adam said as he typed a few sentences to the computer commands, and a few moments later came out the results.

"Yes, indeed there are some weaknesses in my design. But according to the data in the computer,

were more men who drove my creation than Ford.

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Cigarettes are not dangerous

Once upon a time there were three doctors who are friends, each skin specialist and sex, pulmonary specialists and general practitioners.

When walking into a place, they found a unique box, and immediately opened it without thinking. So the genie out of the box and give three wishes. Each physician submits a request to his satisfaction.

Skin specialists and sex, "I ask all the beautiful women in the world to serve me in a place closed for a year."

Granted! Said she is genie. Doctors had inserted into a cave filled with beautiful women.

Pulmonary specialists, "I ask all the good liquor in the world. I want to enjoy it for a year."

"Granted!!" said the genie. Doctors had inserted into a cave filled with the best liquor in the earth.

General is practitioners who are heavy smokers, "I want all the cigarettes and smell delicious. I want to enjoy it for a year."

"Granted!!" said the genie. So did the doctor go into the cave for a year? “

After a year passed, the genie opened the door of the cave and finds a specialist skin and venereal thin, weak and helpless eventually die because of serving the women had.

Lung specialists found dead from too much drinking.

While the general practitioner when he came out straight away beat the genie said, "Damn you, genie. You provide a cigarette without a match, so I just stared for a year.

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Reading writing indian

A foreign is tourist visiting a trading post on the Indian settlements in New Mexico.

Among the many objects in purchasing souvenirs that there is a peace pipe excellent, with carvings and writings that are not understand by the Indian.

Out of curiosity, he met an old Indian, and asked what the meaning of the writing contained in the pipe.

"It was easy," said the Indian, "This paper says 'CAN SMOKE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH'.

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Sad story

There because of the quake, the elevator at the hotel where Ucup, Harry, and staying off Uut. The only way for Ucup and friends to reach their rooms on 30 floors is via stairs.

In order not get bored during the up the stairs, the three agreed to share the task. Ucup must sing between 1-10 floors. Harry cans jokes tasks between floors 11-20. Uut while duty to fill the rest of the climb with a sad story.

Until the 21st floor, Uut said "My friends, I will begin by telling a sad story that we left the room key at reception.